Today's Excuse - finished a commission which I'll post later
These two images were illustrations for a bit of "unbearable" doggerel. ouch
Would you care for a bear?
We've all sorts of colors -
Purple, Yellow, or Blue
Geenish or pink, just choose a hue
Since there isn't a color that we can't do!
Best of all - there's NO FEE!
Our bears go to you ONE HUNDRED PERCENT FREE!
Whatever the color you choose for their fur
They're guaranteed friendly and never go GRR.
How BIG should your bear be? No surprise
We suggest that you order
THE EXTREMELY LARGE SIZE!
Coz the bigger the bear
The more fun you can share!
Parents, of course, may kick up a fuss,
"You CAN'T have a pet that is bigger than US!"
Oh, they'll rant and they'll rave.
Don't give in, just be brave!
Do not howl, do not scowl,
Just be sweet, use your guile,
And give them an extra sweet smile,
As you ever so innocently say
"Oh gosh, I'm so sorry, but my Extra Large Bear was delivered - TODAY!"
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